‘I Dream of Jeannie’ Script Completed… Jesus

June 12th, 2008 Horace Posted in Uncategorized |

I realize that you’re probably all getting tired of hearing me rant endlessly about how much I hate remakes, but Jesus Christ. Is it really necessary to resurrect “I Dream of Jeannie?” Is there nothing better for these idiots to waste their time on?

Do you think it might be possible that this is all some kind of elaborate ransom scheme? I think that might be the case. I bet that somewhere someone has received a note made of cut up pieces of news paper that says:

If you do not want us to make an ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ movie then leave $10,000,000 in unmarked bills outside of the 7-11 on Oak Street. If we don’t get what we want before midnight on Sunday, we will begin casting. We can assure you that you will not enjoy the casting process. Pauly Shore’s career can still be revived.

What’s next?

Hey, why the fuck not? It’s been a while, it’s sold well on DVD, could be the right time to reboot the franchise.

I know, let’s do two movies fucking back to back. Oh hell yeah I know just the ones.

OH YEAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH!