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    <description>A profound and thoughtful exploration of the art of film making.</description>
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    <title>Thanks for coming back</title>
    <description>I know I abuse you, my beloved audience, by not writing often enough. I’ve been getting emails asking me to continue working on the site and I will try.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=63</link>
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    <title>The Second Mock Hollywood Podcast</title>
    <description>Pants hornets, District 13, fighting games and more.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=62</link>
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    <title>The First Mock Hollywood Podcost!</title>
    <description>Alright guys, I just don’t have time to update the site that regularly so I decided to try my hand at Podcasting instead. Check out the show and leave your comments here on this post.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=61</link>
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    <title>Oh Goddamn Hell Yeah - Ong Bak 2 Footage</title>
    <description>Tony Jaa is fucking awesome. Fucking ridiculously awesome.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=60</link>
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    <title>Parkour: A New Martial Art</title>
    <description>Parkour is already starting to show up in movies, indeed you’ve probably seen some already</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=59</link>
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    <title>Film Critics Can Be Retarded Too</title>
    <description>Critics are the middle managers of the art world. Their input is worth almost nothing...</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=58</link>
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    <title>I Dream of Jeannie Script Completed… Jesus</title>
    <description>Is there nothing better for these idiots to waste their time on?</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=57</link>
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    <title>The Future of Film Making</title>
    <description>Like the music industry, the film industry is bloated, overpriced, and producing a hell of a lot of garbage.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=56</link>
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    <title>Why wont Hollywood give the ugly a chance?</title>
    <description>If things continue in this direction, our generation may never have a Christopher Walken, and that’s a goddamn shame.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=55</link>
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    <title>The Visioneers looks weird… I like it</title>
    <description>I do get sick of Hollywood’s retarded ideas about how much it sucks to live in the suburbs, but this movie seems like it might be too weird not to love.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=54</link>
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    <title>Coming Soon to a Theater Near You: Stupidity</title>
    <description>My politics are none of your goddamn business, and I sure wish celebrities felt that way.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=53</link>
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    <title>Mark Madden Fired, Pittsburgh Radio Sucks Hard, Western Civilzation Doomed</title>
    <description>Let’s hope Mark lands on Sirius Satellite Radio, or that he starts a website, let him get something going where he can really open up.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=52</link>
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    <title>Proof that a loving God may exist… Dolemite remake scrapped.</title>
    <description>Sometimes things do work out for the best.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=51</link>
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    <title>Mock Hollywood Reviews Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots</title>
    <description>No, I didn’t agree to a huge list of requirements in order to get a review copy of the game early. I didn’t need to. </description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=50</link>
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    <title>Dark Shadows, Tim Burton, Will Ferrell and Intentional Camp</title>
    <description>Usually I hate this kind of stuff, but the rumor is that Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are attached and that means there is a very good chance that this will actually be a good movie.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=49</link>
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    <title>Let’s take the new Robocop in a totally new direction…</title>
    <description>I’m thinking cross over, kind of like Alien VS Predator. How might that play out?</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=45</link>
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    <title>Why are they pissing all over Street Fighter?</title>
    <description>I’ve been looking forward to Street Fighter 4, but some of the screens that have been floating around recently are… disheartening.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=46</link>
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    <title>National Lampoon Must Be Stopped</title>
    <description>Let’s take a look at some of the works of brilliance that have come out of National Lampoon, Inc.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=48</link>
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    <title>A tribe that has had no contact with modern civilization? Actually, I think they know us pretty well.</title>
    <description>I feel better knowing that people like this exist.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=47</link>
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    <title>The pain continues - Michael Bay Presents OUIJA The Movie</title>
    <description>How many unknown writers with heartfelt original scripts will be ignored while millions of dollars and man hours are wasted on OUIJA: THE MOVIE?</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=44</link>
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    <title>Hillary Clinton: HERO TO ALL</title>
    <description>Sometimes, when things get too absurd, Mock Hollywood becomes Mock Washington. Just for a little while.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=43</link>
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    <title>Is this great casting or horrible casting?</title>
    <description>Lindsay will portray NANCY PITMAN, a young girl from a wealthy Malibu family who fell under Manson’s spell.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=42</link>
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    <title>We're back</title>
    <description>A crushing series of hosting problems and personal difficulties and tragedies made posting to Mock Hollywood impossible.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=41</link>
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    <title>Hopefully that was the last bit of downtime</title>
    <description>JAll the urls are properly set up now, and the idiots who run my former hosting company are no longer involved.</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=40</link>
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    <title>GOOGLE ROBOTS SCOUR THE COUNTRYSIDE</title>
    <description>Just because their slogan is Don't Be Evil, doesn't mean they aren't...</description>
    <link>http://www.luminousether.com/mockholly/?p=39</link>
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    <title>Lightshaver: The Closest Shave in the Galaxy</title>
    <description></description>
    <link>http://69.89.31.196/~luminou6/mockholly/?p=6</link>
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